ScottmanLovin

It was like any normal day in South Park, Colorado. Kyle, Stan, and Kenny were all talking about the new season of Terrence and Phillip, when Cartman wheeled up to them singing a joyful tune. "What's up with you, fatboy?" Kyle blurted out. "Well, Kyle, if you must know, my half-sister is moving here!" "Your half-sister?" Stan questioned, "You're lying." "Nuh-unh!" Cartman protested, "her name is Samantha, she's 15, and she just got out of the mental hospital." The others proceeded to laugh histerically. "Cartman, which half is she...." Kyle asked. "Um, duh, Kyle! We have the same mom, her father died in Iraq, why do think......." "Okay, I g

Prologue It all started over a bucket of chicken. My life went to hell over an 8.99 bucket of chicken.   It started off like any normal Friday afternoon. It was just about dinner time and my mother was going out to get some KFC chicken. We always got KFC on Fridays, every Friday since I can remember. Mom was gone three hours that night. It didn't bother me she was gone. I figured she stopped by to get some groceries or something, and when it got to the point I was starting to get hungry, I called her cell phone to remind what her main priority was: feeding me. "This call cannot go through. If you need help, please dial your op